Attention, rad knights and crazy adventurers! Here is one zany adventure you can’t miss – Castle Crashing The Beard! Now, what beards can possibly have to do with castles, you might think. Brace yourselves, cause our enemy here is not your run-of-the-mill dragon, or some evil necromancer, nobody of the sort. It’s a giant head with an even more colossal beard!
This dude is huge, aggressive, and persistent. He’s hellbent on destroying you for no apparent reason, and frankly, you’re too much in a hurry dodging his wrath to try and remember whether you maybe spilled tequila on that beard of his at some party and then accidentally set it on fire while trying to light up a joint while being all drunk and stoned. You need to run, and fast!
Prepare to do a lot of racing along, and jumping around, and leaping over, and tumbling down. The better your reflexes the better your chances of surviving! But you’re not here just to run for your life. You’ll also be evolving and upgrading, making your character stronger, and faster, and more agile, and ready to clash with that beard no matter how enormous it is. You’ve got to outwit, outmaneuver, and outlast. And don’t forget to collect coins along the way, cause that’s where all those sweet upgrades come from! So, are you ready to shave this insolent face with your trusty sword? Then fetch some shaving foam and let’s go!